why can't you write it with your flatmate around?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:31, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Because he's my ex.
For some reason I don't feel comfortable writing nawty stuff around him.
( Maladicta, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:32, Reply)

oh, he induces your gag reflex, amirite?
it's hard (hurr hurr) to write porn whilst avoiding puking
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Nothing of the sort really; I'm still very fond of him.
However, he'd probably take the piss something rotten!
( Maladicta, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)

oh okay

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)

Yeah, it's a strange situation; he doesn't really get the b3ta fascination.
I suspect if he did see the porn he'd either take the piss or be moderately aroused.
( Maladicta, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)

hey, sex without attachments, thats always good
always sometimes
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)

A double-edged sword, really.
Could go either way where we're concerned...
( Maladicta, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:50, Reply)

oh dear
should get other people to rate it too, but i reckon you have a funny ex there. id love it if a girl wrote a porn play for me =)
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

I have a proofreader who is not my ex
and encourages me to write such things, not to mention provides me with material to work with.

How would said porn play work?
( Maladicta, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)

sorry i ment you porn writings, i just had the thought you would "practice" them yourself

hell though you could possibly publish the stuff. used to sell that stuff all the time in Smithy's
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)

That is the long term plan.
I've always wanted to be a published author, however I'm having trouble coming up with a good pseudonym since I have quite an unusual surname and my family would most likely disown me...
( Maladicta, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:09, Reply)

haha grim
I'd like to be published as well, but, I've no idea what to do, plus my last name is weird...are you me?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Perhaps. That would be strange since we would then have to run at each other and be fused.
I might just make up a name that is very obviously not real - like Belle de Jour - and allow myself to be published like that.

However, my family disowning me might actually be a good thing...
( Maladicta, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Oooh, grand idea
what sort of name would you pick?

I'm so clueless when it comes to that sort of thing.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Knowing me, something in French.
Madame l'allumeuse, I like.
( Maladicta, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)