I can't stop looking at penis.
When men are in my office I can't help but look at their crotch.

Can you tell when someone is eyeballin' your piece, fiddycent?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:45, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha... Whut?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Eve Nin Tightly, you slag.
Conspiracies?
All true, mate.
( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Word up.
The only conspiracy that's true is that you love Horses.

I'm alright y'ho. How am you?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

I'm allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllright.
Ta.
( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

This news pleases me.
In the pant department.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Oh you and your pants.
Do you wear them over or under your tights?
( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Depends if I'm saving the world or not, really.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

Have you ever saved the north pole?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Several times.
I celebrate by emailing pictures of my cock to ladies on the internet.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

you know...can you feel when someone's eyein' your wang

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Oh, er, well...
No. But then I'm too busy looking at boobs.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

haha

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

You can tell when men are looking at your boobs so men cannot tell when you are looking at their penis because they are too busy looking at your boobs.

( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)

phew *wipes forehead*

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)

But I thought women
had nothing but dainty thoughts of kittens and flowers and rainbows!

What's the point of looking at a man's crotch anyway? Is it a reliable gauge of the contents? I can understand why men look at boobs, they're lovely. Especially when enclosed inside a partially-revealing top. WinkleDinkles are awful to look at though.

Incidentally my crotch bulges like 20lbs of potatoes in a 10lb bag.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 2:50, Reply)