*grins*
Thank you!
I think there should be more songs written about Vipros though.
Handy hint: "mighty beard" rhymes nicely with "fucking weird".
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Better
I'd rather use mighty weird and fucking beard.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:49, Reply)

this has my approval

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)

*grabs pen*
*Starts to write The Ballad Of Vipros*

Haha!
"shit" and "git". Excellent!
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:54, Reply)

And how lucky
that boring ryhmes with snoring
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:57, Reply)

I can't write songs...
He's damn boring
and mighty weird
but when you're snoring, he'll kill you all
[dramatic pause]
WITH HIS FUCKING BEARD!
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

I'm stealing this.
*whips out harmonica*
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:03, Reply)

I did imagine you singing it when I wrote it
The pause would have to be completely silent (rather than just a pause in the vocals) with "with his fucking beard" screamed and a nice thrashy section staring after the line.

:edit: Thrash harmonica, you know you want it!
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:05, Reply)

I'm loving the concept of Thrash Harmonica.
Get a distort pedal in between the mic and PA.
Crank it hard.
Bust out some sweet harmonica-goodness.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)

sounds good to me
I'm liking the sound of this song
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I would suggest that it is of no consequence
as I don't snore and am not boring.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

That fucking beard!
*shakes fist*
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:54, Reply)