How fucking rude!
*googles*
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:36, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Bottom of King Street
Opposite Moss Bros. Glad I could help. :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:39, Reply)

*puts a forrin sweetie in Tightly's tights*

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Yay!
I likes forrin sweets. I'm surprised you can tell 'em apart though, clenders! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Only the big ones.
The small ones look the same.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:46, Reply)

I KNOW.
I was most annoyed. Couldn't be arsed to find where they were until today when Heidi and I saw the sign. People just needed to follow the trail of drool if they wanted to go in there.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)

I need a finger.
A ButterFinger.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)

I HAVE CHERRY JOLLY RANCHERS
And I really need to stop being so excited about that.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:45, Reply)

*cries*
*may not be able to wait until end of heatwave*
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:46, Reply)

I'm still eating
Those blue things that I offered you at the bbq.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Why are you eating them?

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:48, Reply)

'cos...
I don't know :\
My tongue's blue though. Awesome :D
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)

Life is too short to waste time eating that crap.
Go out and buy something nice.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:51, Reply)

*shrugs*
I was gonna have a smoke then go to bed and not sleep BECAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING HOTANDIHATEIT'COSICAN'TSLEEP.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, Reply)

I have now started a two month long bad mood.

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:59, Reply)

See above, but with added beer and boob feeling

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:01, Reply)

For the same reason?
I hate being too hot to sleep.
So far, Sunday night to now, I've had an average of two hours a night.
I don't like it.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Well sort of
but I sleep fine at night because, like Becky, I have a fan. One of them going = no problems.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Oh...
Is it the day-heat that messes you up?
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:04, Reply)

Yes. I feel very unmotivated.

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Buy a fan and MAN THE FUCK UP

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:01, Reply)

A fan?
I've tried. It just moves the hot air around though.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:03, Reply)

You're doing it wrong!
Jesus, it's not that hot.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:04, Reply)

My windows don't open :(

( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Oh.
Can't you change that?
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Not without making new windows.
There's a pipe-thing above my window that drips water from the tank in the roof.
So my window got damp and kinda swelled up to much.

Anyway, this is dangerously close to a proper conversation about DIY. And I'm not Vipros.

The solution is "move house".
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Just put a brick through it.
You'll have moved out by winter.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Yeah, or sleep naked on the patio.
I forgot how much Mosquitoes hate cigarette smoke.
It's great!
Jimmi got bitten so much the other night. I just chain-smoked.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Nice.
I'm going to bed now.
Nighty night!
*turns on fan*
*sleeps*
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

I'm going to smoke in the garden.
Naked.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)