Hmm
I would get a room and cover the floor in various bear traps, glass shards and other sharp things.

I would then aquire several stuffed dogs and glue these to the floor in between the traps

Then I would turn off all the lights and make Al walk around in the dark whilst I filmed it with my infared camera laughing as he fell over the dogs into the traps.

I'd probably give it a few hours.

B3tans with infrared goggles and electric cattle prods would also be allowed to carefully nudge Al towards the traps.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:30, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

this has my vote
let's do it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Geez, you've really thought about this haven't you?
I'm liking the infra red goggles though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:31, Reply)

This is the most inventive one and wins the prize

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)