It may be
and I can wax lyrically at length about the buckets of precum I produce.
(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Claps with happiness

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Argh!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Why are you so squeamish about precum?
Is it because your cock doesn't do that precum thing?


Serious question, though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Because
Someone dribbled some into his pint at a bash.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:17, Reply)

WHAT?!
Oh god.

I'm changing my mind about ever going to a bash.

I've been to a mini-bash (all of 2 b3tans!) and that was mentally scarring enough!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Bashes are a rite of passage for all b3tans
that and sleeping with your first b3tan.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:24, Reply)

I got a proposition about 2 weeks after I joined.
>_<
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Was it a cock-shaped gaz
By any chance?
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:29, Reply)

It was you.
[DISCLAIMER - THIS POST CONTAINS LIES, AND POSSIBLE PLANS TO WALK TO THE SOUTH POLE]
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply)

As soon as they know you're female
it begins.

If you build it, they will come.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Actually, the wild Panders haven't been marking their territory around me
I'm quite pleased. If a little miffed :P

Maybe I'm just not obviously female.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:36, Reply)

True,
your name is unisex.

Those silly females who put things like -lady, generic girl's name, or make reference to their knickers, norks or such like are just asking for trouble.


I love a bit of trouble
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:38, Reply)

It's actually a female name
But not an obvious one.

It's a kind of filter - if anyone knows where it's from, I'm more likely to want to shag 'em :D

And you're quite obviously male, so I guess you're safe.

Oooh, went round of my ex's, he has chickens. Spent about half an hour chatting to them. They're AWESOME.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Worryingly, I know that...
It's from Lysistrata isn't it?
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)

I read that years ago
I do like a bit of Aristophanes now and again.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:45, Reply)

*pulls up red cloak to reveal nudity underneath*
WAIT!

I shall not adopt the position of a Lioness Upon A Cheesegrater!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Whoa there,
I don't want sex with you.
I'm just proving my awesome knowledge.
Different stuff, I know, but I still massively prefer Ovid to Aristophanes.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Ovid has had far more lasting influence upon Western literature
than Aristophanes - mainly because Ovid was drawing upon existing myths and legends whereas Aristophanes was writing contemporary satire.

I think I'd better go back to work now, I could be on a roll
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:01, Reply)

Then again, Aristophanes contributed to the death of Socrates
That was a pretty big deal.

(he was writing shit like the Clouds when Soccy was still alive; most of the charges to do with corrupting the youth were heavily influenced by his satire)
(I think)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:05, Reply)

I know I know I know :P
Hence me saying "I must not have sex with you in the LOACG position" ^_^ Anyway, I prefer my men with a pulse (even if I like 'em pale)

Ovid's quite fun. Haven't done much, only unseen translation, but he's not bad.
Love the description of Famine in 7/8, gives me the right willies it does.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Couple of people have PANDATRON 3000
Gazzed me.
Thinking I was female.
Idiots.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)

HA!
Imagine their distress when they realised you were a 300-year old member of the undead.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)

To be fair,
It couldn't've been Spak.
His cock doesn't do that pre-cum thing.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)

It was either Al
or Clendrix
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Or both.

( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:26, Reply)

DNA tests were inconclusive,
Given that they'd had sex in the toilets earlier that night.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Did he notice?!
I'm far too interested in this for my own good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Who?
Spak or PJM?
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:29, Reply)

PJM
We ALL know Spak's cock doesn't do that pre-cum thing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Nah, he was too pissed to notice

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:33, Reply)

If ANYONE dribbles pre-cum in my drink, they will have to fuck me.
There we are. I think I'm safe ^_^
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Ha! That's what you think!
;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:36, Reply)

o_O
*fixes up IV drip of booze instead*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Haha!
I saw that after posting mine.
Dangerous.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:38, Reply)

You realise
This has alerted creeps and wierdos everywhere.

I'd only drink via IV now.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:38, Reply)

What do you mean? 'Now'?
Everyone knows you always have an IV of alcohol and blood linked up.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:39, Reply)

This is terrible lies.

( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:40, Reply)

These are terrible lies.

And no they're not, we all know you're one of the undead.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:46, Reply)

You can't correct
The grammar of a meme!
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Just watch me fire up my own Honda Accord of grammar nazism!
I'll load it with pre-cum and Stiff Richard's 160lbs of pure muscle and then I'll stuff it all in TGB's cavernous vag and send it all to the south pole!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Ah, the internet version of flashing your tits.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)