YES!
New QOTW is MINE.
I'm so good it hurts.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:57, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I wish it hurt more.

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Oh god
*puts on waders*
*prepares to sift through millions of Kaol stories*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)

*puts Kaol on /ignore*
*sighs with relief*
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Haha!

( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I can make it hurt more

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:59, Reply)

KENDO STICKS FTW

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)

No need, I could take him without

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Please do it.
For the sake of all that is good and true.
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Bring him to me
and I'll have a beer and think about it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)

I wouldn't fight you back.
I'm a gentleman.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I'm a gentleman easy target.
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Dammit
Now I want to go tramp hunting :(
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Quick
Get the Elephant guns, and the cheap cider to use as bait.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Cheap Cider?!
where where where
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Cheap cider?
I'm there!
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Two in the bag already

( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:06, Reply)

And yet neither can grow an impressive beard...

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)

*points at Kaol*
haha ginger beard
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)

There is nothing wrong with a ginger beard!
It just shows good breading stock.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)

After careful consideration
I'm gonna click "I Like This".
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)

And so youn should
All the best people have ginger in their beard.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:21, Reply)

I agree.

( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)

True
These aren't very good specimens.
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Then we shall
Have to keep hunting my fine fellow.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Pip pip
Tally ho!
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I wish to bag a fine fillie
And have it stuffed and mounted in my games room!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)

It works well doesn't it
I just wish I had the gun ready.

I wonder if cake works?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Zeppelin <3
King of shite cider
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Tramp nicknames.
I have lots of tramp-friends, so I have loads of tramp tales, but they have no point. They're only funny if I'm there doing the impersonations.

I love the nick-names you come up with for tramps. Like 'Plink-a-plink' (cardboard guitar), 'Maxi Priest' (big dreds), 'Charlie Slater'(Charlie Slater), "Mars Bar' (Scottish with a slashmark) and my personal favourite, 'Stephen' (I saw his name when he showed me his ASBO letter.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:06, Reply)