Thanks for letting me join
and am pleased you didn't assign me to the trouts-brigade, as I don't think I'd be able to handle the smell in this weather.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The trouts are deep-frozen in this weather
for maximum damage :) however, the heat is detrimental to their effectiveness.
( Maladicta, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:34, Reply)

You could make them more effective
by stuffing a snooker-ball in their mouths.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:37, Reply)

The impact would also force it out
for an added cannonball effect :D
( Maladicta, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)

But the cannon-ball would fire paralell to the surface of impact
but it would be useful if stalker-girl had an L-shaped face - you'd be able to hit her twice.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:47, Reply)

She has a very flat, shiny face.
So almost as good.
( Maladicta, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)

In that case
you'd have to let the ball ricochet off a wall and hit her just when she's falling backwards from the impact. If you keep spinning with your trout, you can score a 3-combo and hit her again with the trout.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Hat trick!
It's super effective!
( Maladicta, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Now that would make a good idea for a computer game
A trout and snooker-ball based beat-em-up. Stalker Girl's secret weapon would be the Shiny Face of Doom.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)

would there be a ZX81 spectrum platform?

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:39, Reply)

.
There wouldn't, but a ZX81 would be one of the things you could throw at your opponent.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:41, Reply)

kaol

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:19, Reply)