I bet your a lesbian really

(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

She tried to tell me she was last night, but I'm gonna turn her
she WILL love the cock when she's 8 inches deep
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:53, Reply)

HA!
As if you have eight inches. Why, I ought to chain you up by your nipples and stretch your balls across a pool table. And then stamp on them. And then pop them up your bum.


And then tell the internet about it.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)

POIDH
as I most likely wont be conscious for most of it. Goddamn I'm looking forward to it though. I'll bring the Amyl nitrate and buttplugs
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)

I've got the clamps, whirligigs, farmyard beasts and the video camera.
Let's do this!
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)

BEASTS?
Christ you're advanced for one so young. Next tuesday do ya?
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:06, Reply)

No, I'm working at the restaurant.
I get off at 8 tho, shall I come and get off after?
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)

If you're not at Bethnal Green tube by 8.20 then forget it
I'll find another fuckpuppet
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)

I'm there.
The safe word is STICK IT IN ME HARDER!
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Eugh, you two are gross
You're worse than Maladicta and Hairpot when they get going.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Well, we have stopped...

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Have you?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Well, I have
It annoyed you and others, so I figured it would be best to stop as much as possible. Don't particularly like winding people up. Mal's toning it down as well.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Kaol

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:19, Reply)

I can't be.
Well, not until I get my visa anyway.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:53, Reply)

they don't need more lesbians in this country
they only want bi-curious girls.
(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Or poor baby
still at least you'll always have your badass waitressing skills
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)

What about a bisexual waitress with rudimentary knowledge of chemistry?
There must be a space for one of those in INGLUND!
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

How Rudimentary?
I'm only happy if you've got at least 13 weeks of study behind you.
(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)

FUCK YOU!
I STUDIES FOR TWELVE WHOLE WEEKS AND I AM AN EXPURT!
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Your 13 weeks makes you an abject retard in my eyes
*inserts innapropriate smiley*
(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:03, Reply)

I'm going to write about you on my PERSONAL BLOG.

(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Make sure you leave it in ur profile

(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

If it's on teh internet
it will become true.

I will never bully anyone again in case I see their face redden.
(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

And your awesome doctoring skillz

(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

She'd make a great doctor as she knows from waitressing to write things down

(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

R U SHOOR?
SHOOR, R U?

U R SHOOR?
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)

falls over a dog

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

kaol

( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)