I think it's time to pearoast an article I wrote for an online magazine:
(for an issue about underage sex)
(I say article, it was only a small feature)

My story certainly makes the best of an unfortunate situation. My first proper boyfriend lived in the middle of nowhere. The walls were about three feet thick and conveniently soundproofed. The only unfortunate thing was that his bedroom was on right next to his parents’. So, even with the safety of sound-proofed walls, things couldn’t get underway as well as we hoped.
The thing is, his mother suffered from a dehabilitating muscle condition, and found it very hard to get up and down the stairs. And there were a lot of stairs –three flights of them! She could only get up and down by sitting down and shuffling along, which was time consuming and pretty noisy. Often, when I’d come round, his mum would be in bed, and me and the boyfriend would have it there on the living room floor, in front of a roaring wood fire. Our alarm system would be hearing the thumps of his mum thrusting her way down the stairs, and by the time she’d staggered into the living room we’d be sitting there, fully dressed, toasting our marshmallows on the fire.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:07, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A big click
just for fireside sexy tiem. I know clicks don't count on OT but it's the principle of the thing!
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:08, Reply)

That is fantastic.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:30, Reply)

Wasting Diseases - Convenient
:P
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:37, Reply)