If you're willing to a) wait till August 2010 b) move to Kent and c) kill spiders for me
you can split £575/month before bills with me!
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No!
You can't kill spiders! They're nice!

Don't make me post you a tarantula!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:44, Reply)

They are teh ebil.
They freak you out and dangle in your face and lay EGGS on your stuff and drop on you in the shower and ewwww. Do not like.
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Falseness
1) They are mega
2) They eat lesser insects
3) They sometimes escape and you find them in the wackiest places
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:52, Reply)

They nom teh flies
and that is good. The rest, no. Kittehs are aceness because they chase them and eat them!
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Flies are too small
For Ultimate Deathspider 3000 to be interested in. She only likes locusts that are the size of cigarettes. Or on one occasion, a plastic stick that she took a bit of a dislike to.

On an unrelated topic - tarantulas can dig through a 1" polystyrene box, escape and make a nest in a bedside cabinet - who knew?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:00, Reply)