The Ex doesn't do it for me, either.
Dunno why I keep doing it to myself.

Must be his sparkling personality.

Oh wait -
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Cos a shag's a shag isn't it?
No shame in that.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Yeah, but if I wanted a DECENT shag
I'd go to my other fuckbuddy.

Who is a lot better.

But lacks the emotional connection.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Well there you go.
Is it the emotional connection you crave rather than a damn good porking?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:56, Reply)

He's got a place in my heart.
It's probably furlined, where he's waited on hand and foot by scantily-clad slaves, giving him any pleasure he wanted...

He's completely undeserving, but I just can't quit him!

/is brained by homophobic cowboys
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Wow
Sounds like a nice place he's got there.

Is he still hung up on you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:05, Reply)

*pause*
AAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

You're funny.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Well, I try.
:D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:37, Reply)

He never liked me.
/massive sob story
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Always good to have options :D

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:59, Reply)

This?
New guy does though. Phew!
/hot and bothered
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:54, Reply)