Phew
Also, sometimes you can be so good at the sex that girls aren't ready for round two for several years, right? Right?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:57, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

This is also true.
Sometimes, round one is so mind-blowingly amazing, girls believe that ever having a round two may cause them to implode from sheer pleasure, and so prefer not to have a round two at all, so that they can better remember round one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:07, Reply)

She's right
Only reason I haven't put my head in the oven!

That, and because it's electric.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:09, Reply)

I knew it!
In your face, Citizens Advice Bureau!

'Inappropriate conduct' my arse!

Still, that ban expires in a month so I can rub it in their faces!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Careful
Rubbing it in their faces could lead to another ban.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:12, Reply)

It's ok
I've bought a balaclava. Lets see them pick me out of a line up a second time!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:15, Reply)