Harsh!
I cannot lift men, let alone physically dump them.
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Same.
I have been bench-pressed though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

I say this.
Flatmate weighs next to nothing and I can lift him about five inches off the floor.
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Haha, impressive :)
Ex, who is a good two inches shorter than me, once managed to hold me upside down by the ankles. I can't remember what we were fighting over.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)

I do this with my other half
She is tiny though (4'10), and I threaten to use her as a mop in that position.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Blimey, that's the same as me!
I have been told to get back in the kitchen, but never in mop form.
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)

I'm 5'8"
:D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

A good height!
Not to far for me to bend down to kiss a person of that height. Plus, the perfect height for me to hold by the ankles and threaten with mop duties... you too, Miss Dicta.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Bit further for you to bend for me, which would be fun.
Everyone I've kissed has been stupidly tall and I manage somehow. Plus I am a good height for other things.

And I have a lot of long hair...
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Ha, I always end up with people shorter then me.
Not funny any more.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:37, Reply)

It is physically impossible
to be shorter than me. I likes teh tall mens.
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Everytime I get home after I've pulled,
The first thing mother asks is 'Was he taller than you?'
I think she has an irrational fear that she'll end up with short arsed grandchildren.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:41, Reply)

My mother has never found out any time I've pulled.
Hence going to uni 200 miles from home!
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)

Mine has a sixth sense.
Also possibly due to the fact that I pull most times I go out, and she knows what I'm like.

I always censor the stories from raunchy 18s to family friendly 12s or PGs though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)

My sexlife until flatmate appeared
was nonexistent as far as my parents are concerned... and now all I get is lectures about not getting pregnant!
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Then I am
Half an inch shorter than you.

I win at the internet!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Four or five inches shorter
Then again, I probably make up for it in girth :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:31, Reply)

*hands trophy*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Damn it!
I mean taller.

This has been a very long week. I saw Spinal Tap and went to fucking Belgium.

Clearly I also lose at the internet.

Miraclefish is 5' 8.5" for the record.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Sisterbite
Is 15, 5'10" and still growing.
So you still lose. :D

Now that is depressing.

Edit: I read that as 'I was fucking Belgium'
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Pot is 6'2"
My cousin however, is 7'3... and plays rugby. He makes me feel small.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Bloody hell.
He must have a hell of a time getting clothes to fit!

You are indeed substantially taller than me; I figured you were about 6' from the bash photos (a little bit taller than flatmate).
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)

He has fun with them
Also: Stalking
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Stalking, are you?
*strokes white fluffy cat* Do tell.
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:09, Reply)

All of Belgium?

( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Well
A man 'as to love, non?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Indeed he does, ahonhonhon.
Ze Belgians, zey love ze sexeee time.
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)

With ze chips
Dipped in ze buttered baked potato.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:27, Reply)

You cannot haz ze sexy tiem
wizout ze chips.
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:34, Reply)