Captain V doesn't seem to be here yet...
but when he does get here I'll pass him your way!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:20, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

is Cap'n V young and nubile?
LOL
but seriously, why the chuff are eyes so chuffing sensitive?
picture this, me driving along with an eye-patch (black one, not the normal National Health brown) and black Ray-Ban Clubmasters on top. it's a groovy look, imagine jack nicholson meets long john silver?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Eyes are sensitive
because when Aliens designed us they put in lots of weaknesses so when they can back to take over earth and enslave the human race it would be a lot easier.

That's why Aliens have such long fingers, for eye poking.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:28, Reply)

But us humans make up for lack of intelligence by being cunning and devious
That's why we invented the knife...

... and Kaol too.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

and now it's all clear to me.
aliens.
mmmmmmmmmm.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:36, Reply)