I was all poised for climbing over the table
and shouting in his face, but he backed down straight away.

How does anyone have the balls to quibble over 90p when you've got 4 pissed off punters in front of you?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you jealous
as you have no gentalia?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:38, Reply)

I'm jealous becuase I only have 67p.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:39, Reply)

You owe me
67p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:40, Reply)

You've just stolen my dinner money
and mrs al won't be getting a birthday card this year.

I hope you're happy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:45, Reply)

meh
I could be happier. Say if you accidentally fell down a manhole all the way to Australia
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)

That would only happen if someone were stupid enough
to stick a dog on the edge of an open manhole.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:49, Reply)

I think you mean
cunning enough *evil laugh*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I'm developing a phobia of dogs now.
and manholes.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

sounds like a perfectly rational fear to me
therefore not a phobia
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

So be fair,
If it was somewhere that you paid afterwards for food, no way would you ever be kept waiting an hour. And if you were, you'd expect free stuff.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:39, Reply)

this is completely true
what cocks.

I had a chocolate "milk"shake from mcdonalds yesterday. it was awesome. as usual.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:49, Reply)