I once nearly dated a kick boxer
Seriously.

Then I had a date with someone else, so I told the kick boxer that I couldn't meet him now as it wouldn't be fair on him.

All fine...until I stupidly said that if things didn't work out with the other one I'd be back in touch.

No.

Nobody wants anyone's sloppy seconds.

He was very rude to me.

The cheek of it.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Never piss off a kickboxer
nods
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Yep.
I'm glad I didn't meet him now.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Yeah', I hate sloppy seconds, that's why I only date 7 year olds, just to be safe.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)

But their cocks are so tiny!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)

But their bums are so tight.
The first time.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:13, Reply)