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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Can I be the God of sexually repressed middle-aged women.
They would pray to me to experience an orgasm before they die and I could send them handsome thirty year old window cleaners to keep them happy.
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
What did handsome thirty year-old window cleaners ever do to you?
NO! It was rhetorical! Honest!
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:05, Reply)
It's more a case of what handsome thirty year old window cleaners have NOT done to me that's the bitch.

(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:08, Reply)
You need to let the bill build up for a while.
They'll only shag you if it's worthwhile.
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:11, Reply)
Yes, you play with your top button and say...
"I'm shure we can come to shome short of arrangement..." *hic*
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:20, Reply)
or squirt
windowlene up your clopper, give him a hairy wink and use a squeegy to stir your dribbling pink fah-knee.

it works for the woman next door to me
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:50, Reply)

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