Me please.
Yes.
I can fly a plane, heal the sick and provide unsolicited cock-shots to any female within striking distance.
No, my ninja-like reflexes allow me to maintain my balance at all times.
I do not have a vagina, I have an enormous penis. Would you like to see?
I once drained all the blood from a dog to provide a transfusion from a dying child - not only did he make a full recovery, but his leg grew back! And the dog didn't die either. I'm that good.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Wow
Not only are you allowed in but also crowned Saviour of the World and Empire of OT
(UK Immigration Office asking everything in triplicate on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

It's only right and proper
for one of my stature.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Show me proof of this. For I have a raging hard on right now, but cannot spluff until I see the evidence

(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Proof? PROOF?
My word is my bond, sir.

Don't make me call you out.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Oh don't make me kick your arse back to the South Pole
Last time I did I damaged one of your testicles and it's never been right since.

HAS IT?
HAS IT?
HAS IT?
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)