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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My gran lives near some lakes.
She's on her own this week, my uncle is away, and he normally goes around the lakes and collects the fishing-money from whoever's there, then gets ten percent.
So, last night I went to cook dinner for my gran and do some gardening for her, and she asked if I could go do the fishing-tickets.
So, I was walking around this lake, smoking, with a shirt and tie on.
One guy saw me coming, grabbed his stuff and ran.
Another guy had a look of slight worry on his face when I asked to see his ticket.
He got our his wallet and showed me his "Fishing Licence".
I told him that I wanted money for him to fish there, and he looked confused.
"I thought you were the Water Police, mate!"
( , Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
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