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What dangerous things/people have you missed recently and why?
( Captain V, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:07, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

YM
she smells good
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Er...
I dunno.

I got mistaken for the WATER POLICE last night though.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Eh?
Do tell us more...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Yeah
We demand an explanation.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Right!
My gran lives near some lakes.
She's on her own this week, my uncle is away, and he normally goes around the lakes and collects the fishing-money from whoever's there, then gets ten percent.
So, last night I went to cook dinner for my gran and do some gardening for her, and she asked if I could go do the fishing-tickets.

So, I was walking around this lake, smoking, with a shirt and tie on.
One guy saw me coming, grabbed his stuff and ran.
Another guy had a look of slight worry on his face when I asked to see his ticket.
He got our his wallet and showed me his "Fishing Licence".
I told him that I wanted money for him to fish there, and he looked confused.
"I thought you were the Water Police, mate!"
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Kaol Black Fishing Police
It has a nice ring to it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

There's something fishy about that ^_^

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Sharky and George

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:12, Reply)

He's in the South Pole, as well you know.

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Being trampled by a load of pilled up rugby players at a Blur gig.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)