It's Tuesday, it's quarter to seven, it's...


Brought to you by an entire bag of M&S sherbet lemons and the resultant sugar high. Gleeeeeeee.
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:45, 58 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thrlling contribution

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:47, Reply)

Well, I've not had an especially thrilling day
so am relying on others to make it interesting.
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:52, Reply)

Hey there Maladicta, you look amazeballs
what's cookin', good lookin'?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:55, Reply)

As do you my dear :)
Not much, although there was an amusing special man at the bus stop tonight who was spelling yolk over and over in a flat Brummie accent and suggesting that Mercedes should make cars out of eggs...
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:59, Reply)

what a smashing idea
lolsmash
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:02, Reply)

Hee :) his carer didn't seem to know what to say to that either!
"Y-O-L-K spells YOLK. Egg YOLKS."
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:04, Reply)

People like that break my heart.
but this is making me feel better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjMlnlb7TEE
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:05, Reply)

Ahh, I love oldschool Madonna.
*dances in the kitchen*

Also - Marilyn Manson covering Like A Virgin = FTW.
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:08, Reply)

I have a friend that won't listen to Marilyn Manson because he's converted.
It's devil music.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:19, Reply)

I'm partial to bits of his stuff.
My flatmate used to be well into him and has all his albums. Don't think he makes devil music, though...
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:21, Reply)

I don't listen to a lot of it, the dope show and tainted love are my favorites
I never listened when I was younger because I thought it was the devil's music.

/raised in the bible belt
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:30, Reply)

I think I'll stumble around youtube and check out his other stuff.
/stumbles off
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:35, Reply)

My parents weren't religious
but things that were widely believed to be evil denounced by the Daily Fail were not allowed in the house. South Park, Simpsons at first, and for some reason The Brittas Empire.
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:38, Reply)

The Devil's supposed to have all of the best tunes
I quite like the chap, He's articulate and holds some quite sensible views plus his cover of Tainted Love rocked.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:32, Reply)

The Devil gets to have ALL the fun :(
the wanker
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:33, Reply)

He has all the hookers too.

( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:37, Reply)

I want a fucking hooker.
What the hell.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:40, Reply)

What have rugby players done wrong?
.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)

He doesn't like mud.
Or communal showers.
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:42, Reply)

That's Glastonbury
and the public school system fucked then.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Pretty much.
He also doesn't like overpriced noodles at festivals. They play hell with his guts.
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Noodles at festivals?
best meal to have. Fills you upa nd tastes good... usually pretty good value for money. Better than the tapeworm burgers that are normally sold.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Ew. Tapeworm burgers. Flatmate and I had homemade cheezburger last night.
I also really want noodles now; have a sudden craving to go to Wagamama but the nearest one is in Canterbury...

Also, have written a teeny bit more!
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:03, Reply)

I may have to visit the Korean shop on my rounds tomorrow
and pick up some of their very fine bowl noodles. The spice is the culinary equivilant to CS gas but Ye Gods they're tasty.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Do it.
Then throw a sickie on Thursday and tell your colleagues it's for their own good.
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:07, Reply)

Two weeks leave baby!
Oh Yeah!

Got the builders in, no ceiling on my front room and have a good view of the bog from my sofa.

Great if I was into scat as much use as a thalidomide pickpocket to us normal folk.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:14, Reply)

I'm so tempted
to ask my boss for another week. I doubt one will be long enough and the second weekend thereof will be very frenetic.
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:26, Reply)

What up muddy funsters?
I have a case of Pedigree and no work tomorrow ..... Guess what I'll be doing?

How be tricks?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:58, Reply)

Ooo! Ooo! I know this one!
Making a leaning tower of beercans!

Tricks be good - passed my mid year review on Friday and have next week off work for lazing at home and London-based fun :)
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:00, Reply)

Good stuff
Congratumalations!

You're close, but it's not right. I shall be D: Getting arseholed and winding up lefties on teh internets.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Huzzah! Nearly!
No better way to spend a day off... I shall also make time to visit 4chan and stock up on amusing image macros.
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:07, Reply)

Case of Pedigree?
What case? *hides bulge*
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:03, Reply)

*sits on her hands*

( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:04, Reply)

Oh noes!
My beer! Is gone!

*Shakes fist in a fit of old man fury!*
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:13, Reply)

Did it
angry up your blood?
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:14, Reply)

Nah
I thought that people only used to do that in films but I actually saw a guy do it in a nightclub in Nottingham.

Silly old puffin.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:25, Reply)

That's wonderful :)
My grandad used to wave his stick about Father Jack stylee but never shook his fist. Such a shame you didn't get a video of it!
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:26, Reply)

This was about 13 years ago
When cameras in phones were the dreams of wild eyed mad men ...... He wasn't actually that old - Prolly 40/45 ish.

Seemed ancient at the time :(
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:29, Reply)

People always do at the time.
So strange to think of a time before cameraphones now; I remember one of the rich brats at my school got one for £300 when they first came out. The camera was shit.
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:36, Reply)

Miss Dicta!
had a day off work, so spent the day sleeping. Now pondering watching all the Indiana Jones films back to back.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:00, Reply)

Potty!
Dr Jones marathon is sounding most triumphant. I must admit I've not watched any of them for years, though... am contemplating an entire week of catching up next week in between posting here student-days-style. Huzzah!

(Am also very jealous that you were able to sleep all day).
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:02, Reply)

I have a bottle of Vacqueryas
I think that's how it's spelt.

I have a new keyboard purchased at Tesco after the cat ruined my old one last night by spilling water all over it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:08, Reply)

Bad kitteh!
How reliable is a keyboard from Tesco? Their microwave seems to be holding up well but I'm always dubious about technology from supermarkets...
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:11, Reply)

The last one was from there too
It worked fine until it had water spilt on it.

So: Not very resistant to water, otherwise decent.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:18, Reply)

I'm quite curious about those roll-up
waterproof keyboards since I'm clumsy and will inevitably spill water over this keyboard at some point...

Duly noted if I fuck this one up though :)
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:19, Reply)

For £5
you can't really argue. In fact this one was £7, I pushed the boat out a bit for some extra buttons.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:38, Reply)

Extra buttons FTW!
I haven't worked out what all mine do yet. A project for when I'm not in the middle of writing a story...
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:39, Reply)

I'd say fairly good
Back in the days when I was in IT we had them as customers. They were motherfuckers over prices but they were pretty OK on quality.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:18, Reply)

Sounds about right for Tesco.
Never had a problem with them foodwise other than the time they couldn't deliver me cup-a-soup and so sent me 23 bags of lightly salted croutons - and tried to charge me £10 for them!
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:20, Reply)

At the end of the day, with those prices, who cares if you have to buy a new one in 6 months?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:06, Reply)

I well fancy a Chinese for dinner
I'm going to get Kung Poe chicken, half special fried rice and prawn crackers, £6.30, job done.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:15, Reply)

Bloody hell Gonz
where do you get your Chinese? *curses expensive Ashford and being broke till Friday*

Nom. Do want.
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:16, Reply)

Cantonies c menu from the oriental chef in southgate, north london.
Gonna get the chicken in batter too... Not like chicken ball, more like hongkong style.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)

Mmm. Chicken balls, Flatmate is obsessed with them.
As long as they still come with sweet and sour sauce, it's all good...

Duly noted if I spend a night in London in the near future!
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:23, Reply)

Kung Po chicken
That stuff's like crack ..... Very, very moreish
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:16, Reply)

Mmm. Now I really, really want Chinese.
Will put the idea to flatmate when he comes home from work.
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:18, Reply)

And now for something completely different.
What be your most favouritest Rocky Horror song?
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:10, Reply)

good evening you lovely bunch!
just got home 20 mins ago, added extra birds-eye chilli to a tesco pizza and am now regretting it a wee bit...

have i missed much?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:40, Reply)