So I look like a chipmunk
and I can't open my mouth much wider then to fit a straw in.

woo yay. :(
Stupid wisdom teeth.

In othernews, the sun is shining. What's it like in your various world corners?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:28, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It will get better.
Guaranteed in a week you'll be on mash n gravy and mac n cheese. Just be careful of the clots and NO POKING!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:01, Reply)

what would I poke with?
Can't open my mouth and whole mouth aches.
But I'll do as you say. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:30, Reply)

Tongue.
Tongues get in the way of toothy bloodclots EVERY TIME! Oh, and I recommend teabags for an hour once a day over the sockets (boiled then cooled)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:00, Reply)

how many?
all 4?
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 7:12, Reply)

yup. All four.
:(
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:12, Reply)

Scattered light showers with sunny intervals
*sigh* Summer goes by so fast.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 7:40, Reply)

I have a hang over.
It was to be expected. Argh! Not even tea can heal this fucker.

Soz about your lack of teeth VC.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:31, Reply)

Shite weather.
Very dark, very overcast with a biting cold wind. But that's what happens when you live Ooop North and next to t'sea.

Edit: Did you get bruises down your chest and that? Or black eyes?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:59, Reply)

nope - no bruising except for around my jaw.
Should I have had bruises elsewhere?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:08, Reply)

Some folk get bruising
around their upper chest/shoulder where yon dentist hoiks his knee up to get a better purchase to yank the offending tooth.

I was tempted to make a jogging joke in reference to the black eyes but thought better of it :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:15, Reply)