Up till 130 drinking and playing cards
Up at 7, in work by 8.

Thus the question: What is the best way to slyly sleep at your desk? I face away from the door and there is only one other person in who doesn't care. Tell me tales of your sleeping as well.

And to make Becky happy you are all a bunch of shit gobberling spunk filled anal prolapsing kaoltards
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:56, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We have some soundproof boothes in my office,
they're good for hungover days.
You slag.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Sleep on the bog
You'll be pretty much undisturbed and if anyone questions your 45 min spell in the john you can claim your a bit backed up.

Dignity: The first sacrifice in the quest for work funded naps.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:01, Reply)

haha
That is quite tempting!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:06, Reply)

If you snore
Sleeping in the bogs can be a bit awkward when you emerge. Do you have offsite meetings? Sleeping round the corner in your car is an option if you can convince your co-workers it's a legitimate outing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:06, Reply)

But it's also
good cover for the inevitable beer farts and grunting which hung over sleep brings.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:10, Reply)

NO meetings
and the Royal Show is on so I can't even go home at lunchtime for a quick power nap.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:11, Reply)

apparently the way to get away with sleeping in my office is to:
a) have back problems due to being shot in the back when you were a policeman in rhodesia, coupled with diabetes, leading you to being in a wheelchair and nodding off occasionally.

or b) work for the company for 25 years, while still being shit at your job, be really fucking weird but impossible to get rid of
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:05, Reply)

Furniture company benefit...
We've got some sample rooms.
If I'm really tired I just lock myself in one with a bed and pretend I was out doing H&S stuff.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:15, Reply)

You suck so much
But I still love you, obviously
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:20, Reply)

You love me BECAUSE I suck so damn much.

( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:26, Reply)

Pretend to read
I put a document in front of me, elbows on the desk and place my hands on my head like a sun visor.
Works well until you properly nod off and your elbows give way from under you and you end up head-butting your keyboard.
*Speaking from experience.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Many years ago
I used to drive a minicab (a mark five Cortina to help the stereotype image) at night, and then go to work as a draftsman. I managed to have a couple of hours curled up on my A0 drawing board before the rest of the staff came in. One day I overslept and sombody released the lock which held the board horizontal. First thing I knew about it was a rolling sensation and as I woke up, a falling and thudding sensation. Bastard, I swapped to simply sitting on my stool and lolling over the board after that.

Oh, you are all a bunch of cunts ( which seems to be the method of signing off at the moment).
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:39, Reply)

If you want to make it to the end of the day
Find something interesting to do. Something not simple for preference - you can stay awake if your brain is sufficiently engaged.
And that's from MY experience. 1:30 is pretty early.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:43, Reply)