Start countering their facts with
"if that's what YOU want to believe." Be smug about it too. With practice you can get them to totally lose their rag - at which point, of course, you've won.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Let's try this in a pretend real-life situation shall we?
So you didn't collect my dry-cleaning like I asked you to this morning?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:02, Reply)

He sold it to a homeless man.
For a sip of Special Brew.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:03, Reply)

I'd rather drink turps
Oh wait, it was turps, just in a Special Brew can.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:07, Reply)

If that's what you want to believe.
*smug*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:07, Reply)

oh god I just laughed
and then shooty ouchypain made me stop. but that still made me chuckle more then anything else today! ta m'love!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)