I just really don't like them.
And think all the hype they get is bollocks.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:47, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

agreed
they are majorly over-hyped. pretty much every other book I own is better written and has a better story. There is something strangely compelling about them though. can't figure out what it is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

*licks finger*

*touches arm*

TSSSSSSSSCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Stress!!!!! Stress!!!!!

*dances round*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

I'm in a wonderful mood today.
But this subject always gets the same reaction.

*throws shoe*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

That's what someone who was well stressed would say.

*continues to dance*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Fine!
I'm stressed because I have nothing to do, everything is going really well for me, and I'm still in my pyjamas!

*throws other shoe*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Pyjamas eh?

*engages pandertron*

Would they be red silk and very small?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I'm slightly sickened at myself

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)

You're a terrible creature.
Lucky that I, Kaol, The Guardian Of Internet Justice And Decency, was here to stop you in time.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Thank you Kaol
thank you for stopping me. My, that's a fine shirt your wearing, are you naked under those trousers?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I'm not wearing a shirt.
I'm wearing a black vest.
And a leather jacket.

Damn I'm cool.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I've got the horn so badly right now.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Me too,
Just from thinking about myself.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Oh
I just thought about myself. And I went all floppy.

Well, floppy would imply enough length to flop. It's still pointy, but it's all wrinkly now.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)

I hate it when that happens.
Like the last button mushroom in the Spar.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Not at all.
*Turns off pandatron*

A pair of Homer Simpson boxers and a over-sized t-shirt that I stole off an ex.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Urgh you disgust me.
Don't you think you ought to make an effort for all the wanking virgins I just gave erections to at the thought of your PJs?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Oh, sorry.
Its really a teeny tiny red and black silk and lace nightdress with a see through boob-area.

Acceptable?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Pretty good
can you pretend to be a Lez Bean now?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Sure,
But that costs extra.
Plus, I seem to be the only female in this thread.

Edit: Oh wait, I've just spotted Psychochomp further down.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Good Call

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

We should have a pillow fight.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I'm totally touching myself right now.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Be warned.
I sleep on a pillow of bricks.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)