Listen, if the awnser is no, it's no, I don't mind.
But I just thought, seeing as how I'm gonna get a prozzy tomorow, and how I've put aside twenty five quid for it, I might as well make you the offer. Seeing as how I think your misses quite likes me, but don't worry, I won't do that 'transferance' thing and fall in love with her or anything like that, just a quick polish off, job-done. I figure while she's sleepin' 'round anyway, might as well go for it, know what I mean?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Seems like a fair offer to me
My professional opinion is that DiT should accept this chance to get £25 tax free.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:09, Reply)

I got some duetys down the pub the other week.
I can chuck a few of 'em in too, if it helps.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:13, Reply)

I approve of this too

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:15, Reply)

£30 and we have a deal.
Except we don't. She's mine! All mine! Mwahahaha! And I've met her IRL and everything!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:25, Reply)

I've just realised, this could be taken as a bit too much in an offensive way.
I'm going to retract my offer and pretend I'm joking now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, Reply)

As DiT's legal representation I have to inform you
that a written offer for services has been made and cannot be rescinded now.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:20, Reply)