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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right, after work tonight
I'm going to go shopping (under instruction from a certain b3tan).
Do I buy:
a) Clothes
b) Makeup
c) Vibrators and lube
d) Fishing gear
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:47, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
BOOZE

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)
Is it 'or' or 'and'?
Former: booze
Latter: get dressed up, go fishing, every time you catch a fish down your drink and have a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)
Yeah,
fishing for cats in heels and a short skirt while daintily drinking G&T's.
The guys would LOVE that!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:55, Reply)
I suspect they'd dig the wanking more.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)
You have plenty of fishing gear
So clothes, vibrators and lube. Make up only if it's Nars or MAC
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:54, Reply)
I usually go to
Sephora. MAC is ok, but too......much for me seeing as I hardly wear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)
Then why have you been told to buy make up?
If you never wear it then it's a waste of money
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:04, Reply)
No, I was just told to go indulge myself
and I like buying makeup, 'cos then I will make the effort for a couple of weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)
Ahh ok
I like make up shopping, but it soon wears off once I remember that I have to apply it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)
fishing gear!
i got a new net and unhooking mat last saturday. i ran out of cash to get more stuff :(
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)
It is kitty season,
and I only have 3 catfish rods......could definitely use new line and a new reel on one of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)
i need a reel but i cant spare fifty quid
hand me downs :(
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:19, Reply)
c and d
plus loads of alcohol
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:55, Reply)
vibrator and lube...
and gin.

of course.

and haribo.

and crystal meth.

and monkey porn.

and more gin.

and ice, for the gin...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:45, Reply)

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