WOULD HAVE OR WOULD' VE - NEVER, EVER, EVER "WOULD OF"
Just to make it 100% crystal clear as it's one of my pet peeves.

Here is a simple pneumonic:

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(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Grandma.
simple grammar just didn't get me at school - or rather use of english. Thanks for the replies.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 5:05, Reply)