Grandma.
I know this has been covered before, but I couldn't trust the scamps at yahoo answers, I swear they're like talk talk and make things up on the spot....

Now big question - should it grammatically be - would have, or would of?

bugging the tit's off me the last few days...
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:34, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Would have.
Would of is a phonetic error and does not exist.
( Maladicta, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:36, Reply)

WOULD HAVE
What would "would of" even mean? It makes no sense.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Tit's what?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)

WOULD HAVE OR WOULD' VE - NEVER, EVER, EVER "WOULD OF"
Just to make it 100% crystal clear as it's one of my pet peeves.

Here is a simple pneumonic:

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(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:44, Reply)

Grandma.
simple grammar just didn't get me at school - or rather use of english. Thanks for the replies.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 5:05, Reply)