5 threads down
*points with a massive pointy stick*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I see your thread now I have internets again and fail to give a shit
THIS is a thread for people who are apoplectic with rage because they can't rectify things quickly and easily and instead must suffer the fuckwits of call centres telling them to try resetting their technology because I'd obviously not considered doing that the first five times.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:49, Reply)

You just like starting threads
Thread Whore
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)

You'll miss me when I'm gone slankyflange
for today is the last day I'll be online much during the day
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

I've already cried a whole pint of tears

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Ice and lemon?

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

It's ice and LIME with tears
you philestine
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Oh, look at you
MISTER FUCKING FANCY.
I bet you want a CLEAN FUCKING GLASS TOO, YOU MOANING CUNT.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:54, Reply)

This is awful language
I think you need to apologise to Al
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:56, Reply)

I am upset about this
genuinely upset.

Only my middles classness is stopping me from displaying how upset I am openly.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Good.
And I didn't even have to mock your GAYcycle.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:01, Reply)

*burst into real tears*
*offline*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:01, Reply)

ICE AND LEMON?

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:02, Reply)

RRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*rips shirt*

*explodes in apoplectic fury*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:09, Reply)

And the circle is complete.

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Poor Al
there there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Bottle them up and save them as lube when your next victim tells you his cock won't do that precum thing

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

I don't need lube
what with my vag being 3 foot wide
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:53, Reply)

I meant for him when you use your strap on
cos you know you wont give him a complimentary reach around
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:57, Reply)