here ya go:
www.coolest-homemade-costumes.com/smurfette-costume-4.html

You'll probably need to scale it down a bit.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

So paint myself blue
And get a white dress. I guess I'll need a wig too.
( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:46, Reply)

*glees*
Buy it all in Sainsburys and then see if the checkout lady asks if you have plans for the evening.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:47, Reply)

get some ky too
and some durex extra-safe
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:49, Reply)

This pretty much happened Tuesday night
Cider, condoms and toothbrushes. The checkout woman asked "are you doing much tonight?". Unfortunately CHCB didn't think of saying "Yes, I'm leaving my husband" until we were walking out the door.
( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:51, Reply)

that would've been awesome
puts me in mind of a time when I bumped into a colleague in the supermarket, due to the layout of the place I had in my basket:

1 very large leek
1 box condoms
1 box razor blades
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Brilliant
A qotw about supermarkets, or shopping incidents in general, would be much better than the shit we've had lately.
( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)

it certainly would

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I would have also liked V to have used the line
cider/inside her
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)