Ok, which joker gazzed me this.
@ Hello my dear

[email protected]
Hello,
My name is stephani i saw your profile at (www.b3ta.com) and i love it i think we can click so please i will like you to email me back through my email address thus:([email protected]).so that i will tell you more about me and where i from and also send you my picture for you to know me to well.
Awaiting to see your lovely reply soonest.
Miss stephanie.
(I'm new! stephanielove, Thu 9 Jul, 16:14, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:43, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Lots of people have had this.
Why don't you write something nice back.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:44, Reply)

I haven't.
I am unloved.

:(
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:47, Reply)

Aren't 1000 gazzes per day from me enough?
Would you like more?
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:49, Reply)

From you? No.
Other people welcome though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:51, Reply)

Stop begging.

( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:54, Reply)

You're right, it's never worked in the past, why should it work now?
INTERNETLAWYERMAN! I'm through playing nice. Get me a restraining order against this woman!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:59, Reply)

*feels terribly sad*
*wonders what to do with birthday present*
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:04, Reply)

Bribery has always worked for me.
for on
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:12, Reply)

So,
I have to bribe you so that you'll let me take you out to dinner and give you your transatlantically procured present?
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:15, Reply)

BY taking me out to dinner and giving me presents.
But essentially, yes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:16, Reply)

They have tables in Tennessee Chicken*
*Chicken does not bear up under close scrutiny.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:21, Reply)

Is that the one by the tube station?
*reminisces*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)

Yes.
The one you bumped into Grown Up Luis in.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:23, Reply)

Yeah, that works for me.
I've only had fried chicken twice this week.

*expands*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Are you trying to out-do your flatmate?
MORE SOCKS OF SHIT!
MORE TRIANGLES OF DOOM!
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:26, Reply)

See, he is being a little bitch today
first he was mean to me, then tried to backtrack by claiming it was flirting and now he doesn't want to hang out with you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)

More flirting.
Yup.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)

TBF
he never wants to hang out with me.
But you're right, the miserable gumpy cunt has turned into a smug bitch.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:23, Reply)

I'm terribly sorry, I shall go back to moping.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:25, Reply)

:(

( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:26, Reply)

Thank Christ for that.
It was freaking me out.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)

If you fancy being entertained...
go on to /talk and look at the earlier threads. I think quite a few of them have been e-mailing 'her'.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:25, Reply)

she wants to put it in you

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 18:47, Reply)

^ this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:21, Reply)