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Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, little Timmy was playing with mummy's plastic cucumber which was mysteriously wet and had little brown lumps of chocolate on it.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:56, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Acceptable in itself
But Little Timmy was a Koala Bear.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)

and as you know
all koala's are really psychotic
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:11, Reply)

But still more mentally stable than the drop bears
which were gathering above him in formation.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:15, Reply)

They were holding hands in freefall
but not in a gay way.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)