Lack of teeth.
I haven't stopped swelling up yet and it's been three days now. :( my whole face feels really heavy and ouchies.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Face as big as the moooooon.
Make everyone do things for you, rest, and feel better soon.
At least one of your friends doesn't have swine flu!

Ah well, she'll have immunity come the apocalypse. I think. If that's how immunity works.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:46, Reply)

god
my friend's grandma up in melbourne has it - she's really unwell. In hospital now. And the doctors down here were worried about another mate's two year old sister, they thought she had it but it turned out to be full blown pnuemonia which is just as bad for her!

but they'll be okay. they're both in hospital being looked after.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:49, Reply)

Cripes.
Luckily she's a strapping 18-year-old (yes group most at risk) and she seems to have got over the worst.

Bloody Scots. Coming down here, giving us all pigflu.

*scrunches up jew-face*

Send my wishes to the invalids.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:52, Reply)

and mine to your invalid.
nothing wrong with that face of yours - why do you say it's a jew face?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:58, Reply)

One of my friends said I looked like Amy Winehouse, due to my jew-face.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:59, Reply)

Did you cunt them in the fuck?
If not, why not?
( Maladicta, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, Reply)

We were both very pissed.
And I thanked him.

The prettiest girl I know is a Jew.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:03, Reply)

My mum told me I looked like Nigella Lawson.
I started plucking my eyebrows after that.

Jews are awesome!
( Maladicta, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:13, Reply)