A lovely person has just cheered me up immensely.
I commend him with my seal of approval.

Who/what do you want to show appreciation for this evening?
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:25, 85 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Whoever made this bottle of wine
Some Italian bloke. I salute thee.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

LAB ONLINE
Dispenses with internet hardwoman image for a moment to hug Lab
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Tipsy Lab at that!
*hugs back, then MTFU*
As you were.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:46, Reply)

But is that rude tipsy lab, or just tipsy lab?
one wonders
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)

*joins in the wondering*
*naked*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Panders

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:01, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:04, Reply)

I love this so much.
I've been using it a lot this week.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:07, Reply)

Hoorah my cunning plan worked
I couldn't be arsed to go back through threads to look for it to use it myself, so figured I'd engage you in panderlike behaviour to procure said image.

High fives self
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Yeah yeah, cover your pandering by saying you just wanted the pic
LIES
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

I'm making cake
I hope it'll be appreciated by my colleagues tomorrow!

Brownies...om nom nom
(berk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)

I have promised rainbow cupcakes
next weekend. They are win.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Torchwood
Started watching the first episode because I was bored.

Now my internal voice is in sing-song Welsh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Welcome to my world.

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:47, Reply)

My internal voice sounds like Tom Waits.
Well, one of them does.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Does the other sound like Berk from Trapdoor?
It should.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:55, Reply)

My internal voice
Is a horrible dry whispering, most of the time.
I don't like it.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:56, Reply)

al editz
whispering humping
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Fuck off, piss-head.

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)

May also be drunk.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)

*drunken high-fives*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:59, Reply)

*misses*
I don't like wine much.
I like white wine even less.
Why did I decide to drink a bottle of the damn stuff?
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)

The booze goblin told you?
Tricksy booze goblins.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Nah, the only goblin I know is WGW, and he's not about.

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:04, Reply)

He's the Goblin King

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Yes he is.
Talking of that, it's geek-time...
My NWN patch has just finished downloading...
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Neverwinter Nights?
God we're geeks...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Yeah...
The original.
No expansion packs :\

For some reason I decided that I should start playing it again.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)

The worst one that ever happened was on a French exchange
It turned fucking FRENCH.

Not sure what it's like, usually.

But I wouldn't say there were multiple voices.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

That's 'cos you're not mental.

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

That's what YOU think ;)
I cried over a bunch of peasants that died in the 18th century. GENUINE compassion.

And they were fucking AUSTRIANS too.
If that's not insanity, I don't know what is.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:23, Reply)

I think in French on certain days.
Bloody job.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:23, Reply)

You poor thing. You have my mum in your head.
*doesn't like Torchwood*
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)

I love Dr Who
and I love Captain Jack.

And I love gaysex.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

I'm Who-ambivalent.
What I really hate is the people who used to tease me for having family in Cardiff now want me to take them there because Wales is now cool or something.

Having never had gaysex, I am also ambivalent to that.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Not lezsex
Gaysex.

The Jack/Ianto at the end of Children of Earth Day 1 is what made me keep watching ^_^

*rubs self*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:24, Reply)

*feels left out*
*rubs self anyway*
flatmate: WTF?
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:25, Reply)

When You Know Your Life Is Fucked:
You get thrills from BBC1.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:27, Reply)

Nuh uh!
When You Know Your Life Is Fucked:
When you watch Spoony perving over Quistis more times in a day than you have toes.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:30, Reply)

*whooshes over head*

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:34, Reply)

Spoony is wonderful. I fancy him slightly less than I fancy someone else.
www.spoonyexperiment.com/category/final-fantasy-viii/ Watch the first one and be educated, my friend.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Gaysex
With those two... All good!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)

All sexy tiem is wonderful.
Regardless of gayness or lack of gayness.

Frustrated? Moi?
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Gaysex with John Barrowman.
Patrick Wolf is another gaysexer who can do no wrong.

The doctor in Days 1&2 (for those watching) was also scrum.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Mmm
Yes, I could do nasty things to that doctor, if I didn't think someone would take exception to it.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:36, Reply)

I want to make sexy tiem with
Jenny Lewis right now. And maybe Lucy Porter. So it's a fair exchange :)
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:38, Reply)

Kevin Barnes?
Yes, I have a thing for men who sparkle and like makeup.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:39, Reply)

Sparkles remind me of that tosser from Twilight.
NEEDS MOAR STUBBLE.

And frock coats.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:41, Reply)

DG has a green frock coat.
it is most wonderful
and hi everybody!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:41, Reply)

*flails*
'Ning VC!

I have instructed my accomplice to acquire a frock coat.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:43, Reply)

/flails back
I like this plan.
A lot.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:44, Reply)

/flails more
I do too, I'm delighted I had it. It will be glorious *is impatient for cold weather*.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:45, Reply)

Hi VC
hope the teeth are feeling better. Or lack of teeth. Details, details.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:43, Reply)

Lack of teeth.
I haven't stopped swelling up yet and it's been three days now. :( my whole face feels really heavy and ouchies.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:45, Reply)

Face as big as the moooooon.
Make everyone do things for you, rest, and feel better soon.
At least one of your friends doesn't have swine flu!

Ah well, she'll have immunity come the apocalypse. I think. If that's how immunity works.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:46, Reply)

god
my friend's grandma up in melbourne has it - she's really unwell. In hospital now. And the doctors down here were worried about another mate's two year old sister, they thought she had it but it turned out to be full blown pnuemonia which is just as bad for her!

but they'll be okay. they're both in hospital being looked after.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:49, Reply)

Cripes.
Luckily she's a strapping 18-year-old (yes group most at risk) and she seems to have got over the worst.

Bloody Scots. Coming down here, giving us all pigflu.

*scrunches up jew-face*

Send my wishes to the invalids.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:52, Reply)

and mine to your invalid.
nothing wrong with that face of yours - why do you say it's a jew face?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:58, Reply)

One of my friends said I looked like Amy Winehouse, due to my jew-face.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:59, Reply)

Did you cunt them in the fuck?
If not, why not?
( Maladicta, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, Reply)

We were both very pissed.
And I thanked him.

The prettiest girl I know is a Jew.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:03, Reply)

My mum told me I looked like Nigella Lawson.
I started plucking my eyebrows after that.

Jews are awesome!
( Maladicta, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:13, Reply)

CEDRIC
DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF CEDRIC

And no to stubble.
I LOVE the fact my Ex only needs to shave once a week.

In more Lampito-likes-teh-gurly-men, David Tennant.
Alex Zane.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:43, Reply)

Don't have a problem with Cedric, just the sparkly vampire book.
Stubble is wonderful until it turns your face itchy and red :(

Alex Zane. Yes please.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:44, Reply)

sparkly vampire book?
This is a terrible revelation.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:46, Reply)

Ooooooooooh
Pale, tall? Let me cover you in glitter and I can have my very own THING to play with...


God. Real b3tans are meeting me tomorrow. Real ones, not just AA.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:48, Reply)

Ooo!
Who are you meeting?
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:49, Reply)

Manchesterbash.
Gonna be awesome.
And turns out I come back from my jollies in time for the mid-week DG bash!
Can't remember what time though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:50, Reply)

Huzzah!
Am most jealous and will try to make it to the London bash on the 25th :) need to meet more b3tans. We need photos!
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:54, Reply)

I think I'm off on Holidays (again) then
but if not I want to go.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:56, Reply)

Come and seeeeee us.
It will be fun and I want to buy you a pint.

Am in London next weekend for super happy fun time in Regents Park and Camden :)
( Maladicta, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:00, Reply)

It's a question of if I'm here or not :(
But I will try.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:02, Reply)

So will I - am not 100% certain I can make it yet.
I also have a tendency to hug all bashgoers when leaving.
( Maladicta, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:03, Reply)

You can fuck RIGHT OFF.
I hate glitter.
It's right near the top of my List Of Hates.
Along with public swimming pools, sand and polar bears.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:51, Reply)

A public swimming pool, filled with glittery sand
With a polar bear as a life guard.


My daddy told me polar bears used to live in Switzerland until it got too hot and they moved up and I believed him for years :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:53, Reply)

I found it easy reading
which after not having time for more challenging stuff like the Glass Books and the Dream Eaters (a favourite of mine) meant I enjoyed it because I was able to escape for a few hours without having to concentrate too hard. But they weren't very well written I agree.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:46, Reply)

I'm not going to get started on Twilight
because I can rant for hours (purple prose, anti-feminist, fucked up relationship, rape of vampire lore).

Sergei Lukanyenko's vampire books FTW.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:48, Reply)

ah well I'm not trying to get into a debate
cos in all honesty I don't really care about all that crap - they were just a good escape when I needed one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:50, Reply)

Nah, I'm not trying to start one. It's got me into trouble before.
I'm all for literature to escape into :)
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:53, Reply)

Trying to think of more crushes.
White-glassed Russians.
:(

Oh, and Vladimir Putin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:49, Reply)

For some reason
Russell Brand.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:54, Reply)

*bokes*
Yeauch.

*quietly*Noel Fielding.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:55, Reply)

I know he's dirty and wrong.
Ooo. Potty reminded me of one earlier. James May.
( Maladicta, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:56, Reply)

Andy Marr
*wins the weird people to fancy competition*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:57, Reply)

*delves into the strange recesses of her brain*
I wouldn't mind a go on Yahtzee.
( Maladicta, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 0:00, Reply)