As few questions as possible?
You don't know me very well do you? Look there's two already!

In all fairness it will be me, two mates and my very patient other half so they are all used to my INANE QUESTION ASKING AHAHAHAHAH!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:47, Reply)

Well now you come to ask....
Yes
Maybe
No
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:49, Reply)

in that case, have this advice
You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:51, Reply)

erm... ok
I'm going to stick with yelling "POKER" whenever I show my cards.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:54, Reply)

Also:
only show your cards if you're called. Never show them at the end of a hand just because you've finished.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:02, Reply)

Oh yeah then people
will know if I've been bluffin innit
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:13, Reply)

BEST VIDEO EVAR!!!111!1ONE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxTmOOvigJY
(bill, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)