Queen of Off Topic
On skimming the recent threads, I notice we appear to have two Queens of Off Topic [1] [2]. So in time honoured tradition, let's have one of these...

Who should be the new Queen of Off Topic


EDIT: One of the candidates has kindly asked to be removed from the poll. Maladicta now wins by default (unless she wants to withdraw too, in which case, Anarchy will be declared).
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:03, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is beyond retarded
even for OT. Well done internet
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:57, Reply)

I have wandered into yesterday.

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)

What's the fucking point of this?
Fuck it. The Internet has been ruined for me now.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:01, Reply)

OOoooh are you gonna flounce?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:03, Reply)

There's no point to this
That's the point.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Fuck me, I go away for the evening and I come back and I'm the Queen.
*graciously accepts*
Do I get to have a consort?
( Maladicta, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)

* waves hands in the air *
ME ME ME!

_{Unless you want to create another poll.}
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:34, Reply)

I will need to examine all applications very carefully.
Please fill out an application form and post it to

Maladicta, Queen of OT's Consort
The Palace
/OT
b3taland
( Maladicta, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:37, Reply)

This really is the end of an era
Becky letters leaves and takes the fun smutty threads with her and now we're left with a rotund dwarf, who babbles about her flatmate more than is psychotically necessary because she's still in love with him.

Is anybody else up for declaring a coup?
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:37, Reply)

she's gone nowhere
it's posting up there ↑
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:04, Reply)

*Is the Queen*
that is all.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Diagnosed: A case of someone taking the internet *way* too seriously
I don't think becky was really being serious when she declared herself the queen of OT.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:17, Reply)