*BLOIK*
I've just been along to our local branch of Aldi for some tomato puree and a few dried herbs. A bloke wandered in when I was at the checkout - wearing a mankini.

I feel a little bit sick now. It's put me off the coq-au-vin we're having later.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:04, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sorry
it was all I had left.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Was that your wedding outfit?
I think it may shock the vicar. You might want to wear a cravat at least.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)

You know the rules
POIDH. Nothing could put me off the dinner I'm having later.

The smell when I walked in the house did that already.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Alas
I did not have my camera with me. But the sight of a grown man wandering around a supermarket wearing a piece of black dental floss up his arse crack will haunt me forever.

*shudders*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:22, Reply)

If it had been Alnwick.....
But Ashington? Good Lord is nothing sacred.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:36, Reply)