I saw Bruno with a homosexual.
It was BRILLIANT.

Then I had to walk home in the pouring rain in a hurry so I could go out.

That's more bathos.



I met a guy who looked like Yannis Philippakis with lip piercings :D He has my number. I hope he calls. But he won't. :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Noice!
Hope he does call, if not I'll cunt him in the fuck!
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:30, Reply)

I'll probably never see him again!
But he was pretty.
And PIERCED.
I've been wanting to try lip-piercings for a while.


The Dizzee Rascal cover of the Ting Tings is the best thing I've heard in ages.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Lip piercings are great!
I've been promised a tongue piercing at some point soon, too...

Dizzee Rascal? Ting Tings? What is this wizardry?
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:33, Reply)

That's Not My Name.
It's actually hilarious.

I want to go out with some b3tans. Goddamn you all, you're all too old! :P
(please don't take this comment too seriously)

MAKING THIS CLEAR:
"go out" ≠ "have a relationship with"
"go out" = "go and get twatted at 5th Ave on vodka redbull and dance to RATM and the Ting Tings"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)

There there.
*Pats on head*

Werthers?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)

*takes Werthers*
*sobs*

Actually, the guy who said he was too old for me texted last night. Score? Personally, I don't think 8-9 years is that bad. Not at this stage :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Not at all.
Age is a number, man. Older men can be fun.
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)

8-9 years is fine
I went out with a 29 year-old when I was 21. She taught me much:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Now I'm 29
and it's held me in very good stead.

Nicola, wherever you are now, I salute you.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 14:08, Reply)

biggest age gap for me was six and a half years
older obviously.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Biggest was probably 14-almost-15 (me) and 19 (him)
though there was 18 and 23.

The most shameful was 17 and 15.
Me and him.
With two boys.
*shames*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 16:02, Reply)

To Youtube!

( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)