In a continuing pattern
I wanted to write books, it's all I've ever wanted to do.

And now I'm an admin whore who writes books in her head at work and forgets them by the time she comes home. I'm vicious with stationery though.
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

get a dictaphone

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Given my current trend for writing nawty stories
not the best thing to do at work sadly :(
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:49, Reply)

nawty?
EXCERPTS of GTFO
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:12, Reply)

It's not finished :(
It is an epic of epic proportions and I need to show it to my proofreader first...

/leaves by the fire escape
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Link to amazon listing in a few years
Hopefully I can afford it then
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)

We shall see.
I have a pen name and a proofreader and everything!
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Can you give me the gist of the nawty?
I have a filthy imagination.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Er... it's a little kinky.
Not sure if that's your bag but there is no actual sexy tiem in it as yet.
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:22, Reply)

meh
I'm game. Even if you already have a nom de plume, will you consider Derriere Du Fesse?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)

I like that!
It could well work; I must admit I'm not 100% happy with it at the moment since I've come to a brick wall (please tell me the last little while has not been a temporary break in my almost constant writer's block). However, I am not lacking in inspiration of late...
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)

If you speak minimal french
I assume the name satisfies the 'kink'
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:36, Reply)

I have a BA in French :)
the name makes me giggle!

I'm so mature...
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)

I only know a few words
'Fesse' being one of them
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Sweary French FTW
I'd be happy to teach you a few choice phrases!
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:45, Reply)

I work with a french girl
When things go wrong shes all "merde!"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)

I work with loads of Frenchies
and they teach me new and interesting ways to swear :D as well as sing dirty songs!
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)

good times

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:55, Reply)

I love my job :)

( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Or...
Use your finger like everyone else :)
(pizzaforcat ate some cement and HARDENED the FUCK UP on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:40, Reply)