Why thank you very much.
I foresee a bright future for myself in the "you're sad that you've broken up with him/her, but they were an asshole anyway" greetings card market.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I have one of those.
It says "Still, be thankful you didn't marry him" on it.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I suck at inventing things.
*returns to the drawing board*

Edit: Does your card have a picture of a really cute little kitten, peeking out of a sack in the middle of a river on it?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

No,
a picture of a girl with a large glass of wine.

I like the watery kitten idea better.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)