I find that a pulse is generally favourable.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:25, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

in your case it's a "re-pulse"
lololoollloolhahahahah
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)

pulses are overrated.
Rigor mortis will suffice.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)

*gets rigor mortis*
*localised rigor mortis, that is*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Oooh
look at you with your rise in standards.
Feeling good today, or something?
( thealternativefact, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Well, sometimes I like a bit of posh, you know?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)

As for what you should do...
depends on where you live. I'm guessing it's not a city/town, else stuff would be nearby. So I'm thinking countryside.

Make crop circles.
Stalk ducks.
Catch a pheasant.
Climb a tree.
Make a den.
Make a house out of hay bales and throw straw grenades at unsuspecting passers by (if you don't know what a straw grenade is then you probably haven't lived).
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Yes! I haven't climbed a tree in years!
I shall go for a walk later and look for one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:36, Reply)