This one is the spawn of the devil.
I have to close the door to the room where it's kept so I can threaten it with rulers and call it a fucking cunt without the phone teams hearing it...
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Is this why it's kept in a room of it's own?
It causes it's operators to lose their temper, and is therefore not allowed to play with the other scanners.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)

We only have the one and it is clearly a sociopath.
I am its tamer and I have it kept separately so my colleagues don't see me go postal at it...
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:28, Reply)

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I now have a mental image of you with a whip and a slab of meat and a growling scanner with sharp teeth in the corner.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:50, Reply)

You're not the first person to say that.

( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:53, Reply)