the worst film in the history of the world is actually called
The Assignment. www.imdb.com/title/tt0118647/

Signs is dire though. no argument there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've not seen signs
I gave up M Night Shayamalamadingdong films after I realised they were all UTTERLY SHIT.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Unbreakable isn't too bad.
I enjoyed it in a strange way.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

unbreakable is fucking dreadful

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Why did you watch it then?

( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

*shrugs*
it was on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Strangely I agree with Vipros :p
Unbreakable was a massive pile of wank. I sat through god knows how long and they wrap up the film by little bits of text "the naughty man was put away"

"the good guy won a kitten and lived happily ever after"

SHHIIIIT
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

You could see the ending coming from a mile off

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

YOU'RE ALL GAY.
*runs off crying*
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

You're all wrong.
Pearl Harbour is in fact the worst film that I've ever seen.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:47, Reply)

IMDB
Currently rates this as the worst

www.imdb.com/title/tt0060753/

The plot is apparently "Gritty neo-noir art film about escaped convict Griffin and his friends, who ran all the way to hell... with a penny, and a broken cigarette. " which sounds awesome!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

It is pretty shit
but you get to see lots of yankee dodle dandies getting shot by the japs, so it's not all bad.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

I'd watch the attack scene.
But why the fuck did they think it was a good idea to tag that onto what felt like 3 hours of George Lucas-scripted romance dialogue?
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I'm not sure I've actually watched it all
I think I may have just seen the attack scene a couple of times. I thought the ending was crap too. I don't know if it's true, but it smacked of Hollywood staging to me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:53, Reply)