Oh go snog a tramp
in Bristol
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I wouldn't like to
Muscle in on your woman.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:59, Reply)

It's kind of you to refer to her as a "woman"
most people refer to her as a "festering hag".

I was up early this morning in the pouring rain hand-feeding a sick chicken. If I had any balls I would put the poor thing out of its misery.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:04, Reply)

I can pop over this evening and do it for you
My fee will be two legs.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Mmmm....
roast chicken.
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Hey! Leave my mum out of this!

( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:04, Reply)