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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I could still use it even if it wasn't vibrating.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:33,
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latest was 16 years ago)
It would be shit at cutting down trees though,
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PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:34,
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you haven't seen the sort of toys she likes
nightmare-inducing
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:35,
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I'd make myself a stone axe for that.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:35,
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The term used was "charged" not "powered"...
...which would imply some kind of onboard-dildo energy storage cell.
Charge by day, work all night.
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:34,
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I like the way you think.
I see why chickenlady keeps you.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:36,
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To be fair...
...she hasn't yet worked out where the batteries go.
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:37,
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That's what you said about V
but it wasn't true. I tried
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Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:37,
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