That's what scalpels are for :p

( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Scalpels are for carving a roast chicken
or erasing lines on a drawing

I rarely use the knife on my army knife really. not the big one anyway. the pliers, scissors and saw are much more useful.

also, it has that thing for sewing leather and stuff. that's bound to come in handy when fashioning a sail for your rudimentary raft out of the sun-cured hides of the sharks you have skinned.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

More like...
...when fashioning a sail for your rudimentary raft out of the sun-cured hides of the sharks halibut you have skinned..."
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

No way!
I'd make a fancy jacket out of the shark-leather.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

fair point
but you'd still need the tool to sew it together
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)

*sniggers*
Tool...
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I want to be on your desert island
you're clearly more cut out for this sort of thing than me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

of course I am
look at my beard!

I'm already more rugged than all of the rest of you put together.

also, I know how to build a boat. and have many other civil engineering related skills.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I am an archaeologist.
I know how society works and the tools that make it work, and I can rebuild one from scratch.

I also put out.

I win.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)

sounds like we've got the makin's of a fine desert island getaway
cat-gnome can be a cabana boy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply)

and
cats like fish and gnomes like fishing, so he can get dinner for us.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)

ideal
I cook pretty well too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:32, Reply)