Death rocks, he really does :)
I COULD MURDER A CURRY.
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Also...
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:29, Reply)

But this one makes me laugh far too much
Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. He looked at Mort as if he wasn't entirely there.
_{YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF THE BAY OF MANTE, HAVE YOU?}
'No, sir,' said Mort.
_{FAMOUS SHIPWRECK THERE.}
'Was there?'
_{THERE WILL BE}, said Death, _{IF I CAN FIND THE DAMN PLACE}

EDIT: Ah well, it almost works!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:33, Reply)