Pigs don't roll in their own shit
Pigs are one of the few animals that crap away from where they sleep and eat, unless they are being kept in bad conditions, pigs are pretty clean
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:55, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Austrian piglets do; I saw them do it... was not nice.
Clearly they were not well-treated, but they were so cute and made little snuffly noises *asplodes from the cute*
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:57, Reply)

that kind of spoils one of my favourite bits of film ever though
V: bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good
J: hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know because I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. pigs sleep and root in shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Pulp Fiction fucking rocks.
Still don't think you can top "Does he look like a bitch?" just for style of delivery...
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)

yeah, I fucking love that film
that guess who picture with jules saying does he look like a bitch is one of my favourite things ever
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:05, Reply)

And mine - I found it in a You Laugh You Lose group on Facebook.
I might save it as my backdrop at work to replace all the boring stats.
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:11, Reply)

It's a common misconception

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I think they're great!
One day I will have pigs and lots of ducks as pets and it will be good. The end.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Ducks are great too!
Personally, I want several kittehs and a sweary parrot.
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:05, Reply)

A sweary parrot
would be good - Makes me think of the one in Bottom Live 2 that calls Eddie a bastard and then gets shot.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Just one that whistles to itself
and then goes "FUCK!" would amuse me. It would also be inevitable if it lived with me...

Haven't seen Bottom :(
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Hehe
That would be funny.

The one in Bottom is wicked, but then I would say that, seeing as I love it so much, especially the live shows!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)

It would most likely also say "CUNT!" if it was around me on the PS3 too much.
I feel I have missed out on much having not seen Bottom. I'm only just getting into The Young Ones properly...
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Hehe
I don't tend to swear too much when I play computer games... I mainly get annoyed and then turn it off. I haven't broken a controller yet either, not even when I used to play Metal Gear Solid, I knew tons of people that broke their controllers with that game.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Then you've never seen me playing Sonic Unleashed.
That game is chronically shit; I wanted to beat it just so the game didn't have the satisfaction of having beaten me!

Never played MGS but I have seen Yahtzee's take on it...
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:34, Reply)

The sonic
games are quite evil I seem to remember. :)

I don't really blame MGS for being poo, I'm just not very good at stealth games, I'm from the Duke Nukem/Doom generation of 'shoot anything that moves' gaming.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I thought you already had a pet duck?
No, hang on, i'm thinking of DiT aren't I.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Tehe
I would trade him in for a pet duck, if the duck was called Hubert.

EDIT. This statement may contain traces of internet lies.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)

We know you're lying
you don't care what it's called
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Oh
Alright, I would trade for a duck called Hubert or Plum Sauce.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:17, Reply)

I sometimes feed DiT bread and watch him as he paddles around in ponds.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:19, Reply)

So that's
where he flies off too... I did wonder.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:22, Reply)